I was trying to come up with a list of my “Least Favorite Countries,” recently, as a bit of a contrast to my Three Favorite Countries article. It was a pleasant surprise to find out that I couldn’t honestly come up with three countries I thought belonged on that list. Every place I’ve been to has held good memories or lessons for me.
There are only two places I would say I didn’t like that much. One was Sofia, Bulgaria, where I only spent a few hours, and the other was this surprising European country — which didn’t quite meet my expectations.
Hit the jump to find out where it was!
That country was Croatia
When I went to Eastern Europe in October 2016, my plan was to visit Shawn in Budapest, then head south down the Croatian coast to Greece, where I’d go climbing on the Greek island of Kalymnos. Like most travel plans, this one didn’t survive contact with the enemy.
At a hostel in Hungary, I met Oliver, a young Brit who had similar plans of heading south to Greece. We agreed to travel together. I bought us two train tickets to Zagreb. We agreed to meet at the station — but when I showed up, Ollie was nowhere to be found. I hopped the train alone. The journey was long and anxious — made more difficult when it turned out Norwegian customs hadn’t properly stamped me into the Schengen Zone.
But, I made it, and the next day, Ollie turned up too. We took in the sights in Zagreb:
After spending three days in Zagreb (including a day trip to the excellent Plitvice Lakes National Park), we were out of things to do. Zagreb was both too boring and too expensive for our tastes, so my traveling companion and I departed the country. Instead of moving down the picturesque Croatian coast, we hopped a rickety old German train to Belgrade, Serbia.
Belgrade was biting cold, dirty, and filled with refugees.
But, for better or worse, it was more interesting than Zagreb.
From Belgrade we went to Bosnia—stopping in the towns of Sarajevo and Mostar. Sarajevo stole my heart. I learned the real meaning of ‘fake news’ in Mostar. And all across this region, we saw the political cracks of a long-simmering hatred beginning to show.
From Mostar, we went back into Croatia, so I could visit Dubrovnik.
Dubrovnik, these days, is famous as the filming location for King’s Landing in Game of Thrones. (Did you see that Season 7 trailer?!)
We were out-of-season in Dubrovnik, which meant that prices were lower, and the crowds were lesser. And guess what? Things were still astronomically expensive, and there were still tons of tourists! This made the experience of the ancient walled city somewhat less than ideal, for me.
Chinese tourist — typical Dubrovnik
Sure, when it gets out of its own way, Dubrovnik can still conjure up its signature Italian-influenced, Mediterranean charm. Wandering the upper alleys of the walled city revealed plenty of odd little nooks, and the rock-climber in me was tempted to try and scale the walls at several points (if only to avoid the astronomical 15 Euro entry fee!)
Despite all this though, Dubrovnik just didn’t seem that cool. There was a Christmas market in the old town, which was nice, but the whole place seemed entirely too touristy: too expensive, too aware of its own good luck, and too manufactured. For my money, the best thing to do in Dubrovnik isn’t even in Croatia: it’s nextdoor, in Montenegro.
Kotor has all the charms of Dubrovnik: ancient walled city, centuries of history, charming little alleys and access to the sea. The thing that makes Kotor so great is: it has all those things, with none of the tourists!
Bonus: KOTOR is only like a 2-hour bus ride from Dubrovnik. Súper close.
Granted, Kotor is a increasingly trendy spot for both backpackers and cruisers — but even with its growing profile, the city is nothing like Dubrovnik. For instance: while it costs 15 Euros to walk the walls around Dubrovnik, you can hike the super-cool, crumbling old fortress above Kotor for free. There’s even a farmer’s cottage up there where you can buy fresh proscuitto and goat cheese. Ollie and I stopped in after a long hike, bought some ham, and ended up drinking rakija with the old farmer — who didn’t speak a lick of English.
We never came close to having an experience like that in Croatia.
That’s at the heart of my dislike for Croatia, I think. It’s a beautiful place, there’s no denying that. But ultimately, I made no stories there. Croatia felt like a vacation spot — not a traveler’s destination. I’d read so much gushing praise about Croatia on the Internet — ‘it’s so beautiful, it’s so cheap, the safety’s great!’ — that when I finally arrived, there was little was for the country to live up to the expectations.
When Ollie and I rolled into Albania, the hostel owner asked us where we’d been recently. Croatia and Bosnia, we said. But we liked Bosnia a lot more.
Bosnia has a bit more soul for travelers, I think, he responded. Albania, as it turned out, had a lot of soul too. I can’t wait to go back to Bosnia and Albania. Croatia though, I’ll probably skip. Especially if I’m paying.
On someone else’s dime, I would be more than willing to go back and give it a second try. (Hit me up, Croatian tourism board). But for now, I’m in agreement with the guy in Albania.
I didn’t find much soul in Croatia.
Do you agree with my assessment of Croatia? Or did you fall in love with the country? Do you have a similar story of a hyped-up place that disappointed you? I’d love to hear it in the comments!
12 thoughts on “Which Popular European Vacation Spot Disappointed Me?”
I actually must disagree with you. I thought Zagreb was quite charming and the atmosphere was great. Still, I find your perspective rather interesting and I am actually about to visit Bosnia and Herzegovina. Can’t wait!
I love how you write.
Like another, I was surprised to read our experience of Croatia. But my interest in the country was formed over ten years ago re’ a Croatian tennis player’s and several travel writers’ comments. Loved your photos. You look good with cats!
I’m surprised! I have heard great things about Croatia. I guess I’ll just have to go there and see for myself :p!
If you would like to combine the great outdoors, hiking on mountains, swimming in the sea and of course some cultural activities, next time give a try to Greece.
On my blog, I have a detailed post about hiking in Greece and many individual posts on various routes on many different mountains.
feel free to have a look and if you have questions, feel free to let me know.
My original goal for this trip was actually to drop south along the Croatian coastline to Greece, where I planned to go sport climbing on the island of Klaymnos. Like all plans, it didn’t survive contact with the enemy, and I ended up doing an extended tour of former Yugoslavia 😋
I gotta return to Greece for sure – that’s my heritage!
Kalymnos (as you might already know) is great for climbing! Though I’m sure you had some great time in former Yugoslavia too.
All the best to your future adventures!
Dubrovnik was definitely too jam packed with GOT tourists. I really enjoyed my time in Split and exploring the nearby islands though. Too bad it did not live up to your expectations.
I’m just back from Croatia and enjoyed it, but we went for a beach holiday and not to travel so I gues son that side, it lived up to our expectations. But like you, I didn’t find much to do in Croatia… It is stunningly beautiful though!
I agree! I was only in Dubrovnik but I’ve heard other parts along the coast are much better.
Dubai… I never understood the hype. I have never made it to the balkans… I have mixed feelings before even going.
Loved this piece. I haven’t been to Europe thus curious to know. I’d hate to go somewhere with no soul.